Still Cookin'

Our rice cooker is really old.  We have had it since I was seven years old, and it still cooks rice.  The rice pot has a leak in it, so now we keep our rice in the freezer, so that the coldness of the rice will shrink the pot and close the leak.  The plug has a loose connection, so it has to be held in the right place by a bowl.  And the cook button doesn't stay down on its own, hence the chopstick.  But it STILL cooks rice.  Amazing.